“I Only Have One Final,” Reports Dickhead
EVANSTON, Ill. – In a press conference this morning, some total dickhead announced to everyone that he only has one final this quarter. “Yeah, it’s honestly really nice,” said the absolute douchesicle....
View ArticleSherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Gaurav Kikani
Sherman Ave sat down with each of the 2013 Homecoming Court nominees for wide-ranging discussions in order to better prepare NU students for the most important election of the next 15 days. Voting for...
View ArticleSherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Savannah Enders
In June, Sherman Ave sat down with each of the 2013 Homecoming Court nominees for wide-ranging discussions. If any cultural references seem slightly out of date, that’s because that was June and this...
View ArticleSherman Ave Homecoming Court Voter Guide: Demetri Elias
In June, Sherman Ave sat down with each of the 2013 Homecoming Court nominees for wide-ranging discussions. If any cultural references seem slightly out of date, that’s because that was June and this...
View ArticleNorthwestern Chemistry Department to be Kicked Off Campus
EVANSTON–Citing the highly publicized recent death of a Northwestern University sophomore’s social life, The Interfraternity Council has announced its intention to open an investigation into...
View Article71 Things That Make PTI’s Day
You know who she is: PTI is one of the most recognizable administrators on campus. But do you know what really makes her tick? Why she gets up in the morning? How she works up the energy to kick you...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to the Main Library Facilities Management
Hey guys, Let me start out by saying that I know y’all have a tough job. I get it, homies. Main Library is a large, confusing building and also one of the ugliest things ever conceived by the human...
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